It will be unique and humorous if you greet your friends or dear ones by Funny Wedding Wishes and messages to make them laugh on such a special moment of their life like wedding day. Make it cleverly, add some sarcasm and humor into funny wedding wishes messages to give the newlyweds something interesting to start their married life with lots of laugh. Go beyond the normal or traditional way of wedding wishes and greetings moreover you don’t need to be serious and formal every time. Better you try these Funny wedding wishes to congratulate your best friend, dear colleague, boss, relative or any close ones who finally planed for settled down and going to start a new phase of life as a married couple.
Funny Wedding Wishes
I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.
No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.
Marriage is like walking in the park of senseless animals and consider yourself Jurassic king if you have a bit sense. Anyways happy Married Life.
Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!
You fantasize about lovely and beautiful things for your marriage, soon you will dream about living alone surrounded with motionless hands of time. Just kidding. Enjoy your wedding.
You are actually shown some respect when priests asks you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!
In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck for your tight rope act.
Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.
It’s like paying EMIs of your under construction house. But here you keep paying EMIs for your entire life and never even get to say a word. Wishing you a happy married life!
You are so excited to make your partner happy and loved always. Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead. Congratulations!
Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life!
Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software in your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next.
This is the time of your life. You are going to lock down to one woman. Is marriage really marriage? Or is it a way to lock a man? You let me know if anything we will break you out!