Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy Marriage.
Getting married is like becoming a child all over again. Be prepared to learn where to put your towel, how to keep the bathroom clean and organizing your clothes in the closet. Congratulations.
I grant you wish that you will never forget her Birthday and your anniversary date also you will always have loads of ideas and Money to buy her gifts.
At first, sweet moments, kisses and hugs fill the air; soon the sweet nothings and lovely whispers give room for arguments which disappear for quarrel and total war. Congratulations!
I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!
In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!
Congrats on getting married! You two are now forever entwined with some of the craziest moments. You are going to get fat together, complain and be happy. Awesome!
The Bar will miss you, the Theater will miss you, and even the free WiFi of MCD will miss you. As you will be Mrs. from today after your wedding.
A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages including dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening and possibly even divorcing. Congratulations for reaching step number three.
Congratulations for embarking on life’s journey called MARRIAGE which is either a two way street between COMPROMISE and SACRIFICE or a one way street to DIVORCE.
No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. “Happy” Married Life…!
In life, it is always good to keep our eyes open, but when you get married, I hope you find the courage to keep them shut. Have a hearty day my dears. We love you.
I wish you a happy married life, with your sweet loving wife, and if she gets bored with your Jokes, I wish she kills you with a Knife.
Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year Congratulations for signing your life away.
I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze was just too lucrative to give up.