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There is only one crush that is left after getting married… It’s “Candy crush”.

 

Doctor told me to watch my drinking. That is why I have to drink in front of a mirror now.

 

Attention! Never text while driving, it’s dangerous, because you might spill your beer!

 

I am wondering… if the love is blind, than how will she find me?

 

Did you know how the word „wife“ had been invented?
They just took 2 first and 2 last letter of the word „wildlife“.

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Tigers are the largest members of the cat family. (facts)

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Tigers are the largest members of the cat family. They are the national animals of many countries but a number of tiger subspecies are endangered because of human activity.

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Do you like sleeping (Funny lines,comedy messages)

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Do you like sleeping ? Me too.

We should do it  together sometimes..!

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FUNNY MESSAGE IDEAS FOR FRIEND

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Want to know why you eat chocolate, sweets and cakes every time when you are stressed?
Very simple, it’s because the word „stressed“ spelled backwards is „desserts“.

 

Every morning when I wake up
I pray to the Lord
That everybody should have a friend like you.

(send the second message just after the first one)
Why should I suffer alone?!

 

Congratulations! A brand new puzzle game was installed to your mobile phone! To start playing, just throw your phone against the wall and then assemble the pieces…

 

Officer, I have found a bomb in my garden!
It‘s all right, you can keep it, if nobody claims it within 3 days.

One day I went to the gym and I realised that it is not for me – I laid down on the mat to do some exercises and …
I woke up two hours later.

 

– You know, buddy, I am truly worried…
– Why?
– Well, my wife read „A tale of two cities“ and after some time we had twins. Then she read „The three musketeers“ and later we had triplets. And now she is reading „Birth of nation“!…

 

Last night I lied down on my bed and started to look at the beautiful night sky, full of brightly shining stars and then I thought to myself… and where the hell is my roof now?

 

Imagine you fall down with your newly bought iPhone 6 in your pocket,
And you hear some crack.. what would you pray for?
„Lord, let that be my leg, please…“

You are my best friend, so If we lived in a post-apocalyptic world, I would kill you last. I think it’s the best compliment ever, and I really hope you’ll enjoy it. Love you!

 

It’s nice to have a friend who can get you out of jail. But it’s even nicer to have a friend who will sit next to you in a prison cell saying “It was amazing, we have to repeat this experience”.

 

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t even remember why I started to hang out with you in the first place, weirdo. Just kidding, I think your amazing. Just in your own special way, mate.

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