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Girl to shopkeeper: I am looking for a nice love card.
Shopkeeper: Maybe you will like this one, it tells „To the only boy I ever loved“.
Girl: This card is perfect! Give me 10 of them, please.

 

Men with pierced ears are more prepared for marriage.
Why?
Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewellery.

 

Advice for boys: if you wish to change the country, better do it right now. Because when you get married, you will not be able to change the TV channel, not speaking about the country…

 

There is one way for transferring your funds, which is even faster than electronic banking.
This is marriage.

 

The shortest way to a woman’s heart is to say 3 simple words: “You lost weight!”.

 

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Tigers are the largest members of the cat family. (facts)

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Tigers are the largest members of the cat family. They are the national animals of many countries but a number of tiger subspecies are endangered because of human activity.

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Do you like sleeping (Funny lines,comedy messages)

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Do you like sleeping ? Me too.

We should do it  together sometimes..!

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FUNNY MESSAGE IDEAS FOR FRIEND

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Want to know why you eat chocolate, sweets and cakes every time when you are stressed?
Very simple, it’s because the word „stressed“ spelled backwards is „desserts“.

 

Every morning when I wake up
I pray to the Lord
That everybody should have a friend like you.

(send the second message just after the first one)
Why should I suffer alone?!

 

Congratulations! A brand new puzzle game was installed to your mobile phone! To start playing, just throw your phone against the wall and then assemble the pieces…

 

Officer, I have found a bomb in my garden!
It‘s all right, you can keep it, if nobody claims it within 3 days.

One day I went to the gym and I realised that it is not for me – I laid down on the mat to do some exercises and …
I woke up two hours later.

 

– You know, buddy, I am truly worried…
– Why?
– Well, my wife read „A tale of two cities“ and after some time we had twins. Then she read „The three musketeers“ and later we had triplets. And now she is reading „Birth of nation“!…

 

Last night I lied down on my bed and started to look at the beautiful night sky, full of brightly shining stars and then I thought to myself… and where the hell is my roof now?

 

Imagine you fall down with your newly bought iPhone 6 in your pocket,
And you hear some crack.. what would you pray for?
„Lord, let that be my leg, please…“

You are my best friend, so If we lived in a post-apocalyptic world, I would kill you last. I think it’s the best compliment ever, and I really hope you’ll enjoy it. Love you!

 

It’s nice to have a friend who can get you out of jail. But it’s even nicer to have a friend who will sit next to you in a prison cell saying “It was amazing, we have to repeat this experience”.

 

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t even remember why I started to hang out with you in the first place, weirdo. Just kidding, I think your amazing. Just in your own special way, mate.

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